myutsuu:

thehotgirlproject:

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

SCANDALOUS!

never not funny

blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

departured:

laugh-addict:

When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

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kingsxoqueens:

The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.

troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

The life of a third wheel

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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